so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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