Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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