Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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