Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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