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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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