Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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