He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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