Pants 0. Shit 1.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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