that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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