How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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