Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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