Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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