Midget sex pt 2 tonight
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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