I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
