why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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