That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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