Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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