I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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