yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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