My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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