the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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