Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
ugly people sure do ruin things
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
