i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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