they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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