No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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