??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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