I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she was so not down for the gang bang
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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