strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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