Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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