champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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