Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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