I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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