He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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