So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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