Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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