is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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