Can Purell be used as lube?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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