JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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