Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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