is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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