are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I touched a dick in church today
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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