I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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