what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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