Me too!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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