i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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