wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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