You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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