I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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