Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Already got asked if we're dating
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A bitchslap is in order.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
