your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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