just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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