he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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