I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize