You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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